Dads from Movies (And what you can learn from them)

Darth Vader (Star Wars) - While he conquered the galaxy, this guy was less involved in his kids' lives than the jerkoffs on "Maury." Even when he did see his children, it was mostly to interrogate or try to kill them.  Not great parenting skills, Anakin.

What you can learn from him: No matter what's happened, it's never to late to be a good dad.

Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles) - He gives up life as a super hero and spends his days at a desk job, selling insurance. Even then, he still tries to help out the little guy. He also fakes his own death, infiltrates a top secret villain lair, and then saves an entire city.

What to take away: Be true to yourself, let your family help you, and don't be afraid to cry.

Clark Griswold (National Lampoon's Vacation Series) - From taking his family on multiple vacations to having the best lit house in the neighborhood, Clark was always trying to make sure his family had a good life. And he was never afraid to open the house to the entire family, even distantly related aunts and uncles.

What to learn from Clark: Always keep a positive attitude, no matter the circumstance.

George Banks (The Father of the Bride) - This guy busted his ass to make sure his daughter got an awesome wedding.  They had flippin' swans, for Christ's sake! Plus he spent 20 years working in a shoe factory.  That had to have gotten old after the first few days.

What we can learn: Keep your cool, your kids are always watching.  

Liam Neeson (Taken)- I'm sure his character had an actual name.  Regardless, hunted down the men that kidnapped his daughter, killing anyone that got in his way.  If Atticus Finch had been a CIA agent instead of a lawyer, this would be the result. 

What to learn: Acquire a special set of skills early in life, don't be afraid to use them.

Il Duce (The Boondock Saints) - Not much is known about The Duke. He was in prison, but released when Italian mobsters wanted to hire him to kill a pair of Irishmen.  (Holy plot hole batman!) This plan backfires.

What to learn from The Duke: If you're going to abandon your family for a few years, make sure you have a secret word or phrase to recognize one another.